March 2012
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February 2012
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frustrated-teenage-anarchist:
violent-buddhist:
rawrevolutionepidemic:
double-baked:
I was expecting this.
Well then.
I think it’s time we waged a War on Life, since it, unlike everything else here, is the leading cause of death.
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Reblog if you're a heterophobic, misandristic...
sinidentidades:
And damn proud.
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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voicesofearth:
gagarinparty replied to your post: Moral of the story tonight?
As if. I can’t even get good mail on an OkCupid; just hate mail. foreveralone etc. etc.
You should try the White Whine. Its super effective! Anon has fainted! Alfredo is evolving!
I finished this just for you. (Though I don’t see it animating because it might be too big).
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man-bro-dude:
EW SARAH THIS IS NOT CUTE I LOOK LIKE A TRAILER TWINK.
You look fab tho.
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kerrpoww replied to your post: Your level of gay hurts my asshole.
Try harder, yes. More lube.
NOPE
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kerrpoww asked: Your level of gay hurts my asshole.
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EARTH: gagarinparty replied to your post: Fuck... →
voicesofearth:
gagarinparty replied to your post: Fuck this French homework. I have an hour and a half to finish it. Shit. I need a coffee. Stupidest fucking week. Stupidest.
102? I could totally help there.
Well, its not that its difficult per se (although this semester is cumming at me…
>cumming >harder >your services I look forward to helping you with my tongue language...
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Marxist Pick-Up Lines
sinidentidades:
I want to equally distribute my cock in all of your orifices.
While we’re still in a capitalist society, you and I should fetishize the relation between the pleasure our bodies produce when working together.
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Libérate.: Since everyone is talking about dating... →
sinidentidades:
I felt the need to share a few of my stories.
First, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A QUEER DUDE THAT EVEN WANTS TO TALK POLITICS?
Jesus, that shit is ridiculously hard.
Anyway, the few that even knew a thing about politics all worshiped Hilary Clinton, but none of them ever knew why….
Preach it, brother.
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teamkrystal replied to your photo
does this have something to do with the incident of the waitress and the rogue backpack?
Haha no, just the day in general.
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Meanwhile, at the DMV
I had a lovely morning at the DMV. My ID came in, which is good news. Bad news, it did not include my picture, rather someone else’s and did not feature my middle name(or even my mother’s maiden name from her pre-citizen days, but that’s a whole different Oprah). It did, however, have my address correctly, so I went in to get an ID reissued for the third time in two years.
This...
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Me tomorrow...
voicesofearth:
gagarinparty replied to your post: gagarinparty replied to your post: … I cannot…
hahaha why wouldn’t you want me to read it? I think we’ve talked about sexual mishaps before…
This much is true. I don’t know, maybe because I’m a socially awkward introvert, so I figured that when I saw you tomorrow on campus the embarrassment of having shared this story would be plastered all...
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People actually want to send me their nudes.
voicesofearth:
sinidentidades:
anticapitalist:
demonburger:
What in the world is going on?
You can’t let Rachael beat me!
You know what this means!
Don’t let these losers beat me.
Send me your nudes.
Do it.
Keep in mind, Kique forwards all the nudes he gets to me. So if Kique wins, just know that I’m also a winner.
And I, in turn, will take sloppy thirds from Josh.
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sinidentidades replied to your photo: My “Speculating on Your Sexuality” face.
You don’t have to speculate about mine ;D.
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kerrpoww replied to your photo: My “Speculating on Your Sexuality” face.
Are you wearing a captain rank star trek shirt?
No, rugby sweater. I can post more if you like, Brian.
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voicesofearth replied to your photo: My “Speculating on Your Sexuality” face.
What’s the rate of success?
Not sure yet. You’ll see me tomorrow morning. You’ll know for sure then.
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“I used to steal from heterosexuals for political reasons. Anything owned by a...”
– lockpick pornography, by Joey Comeau
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Wherein We Try to Outdo Awkwardness In Haiku
voicesofearth:
gagarinparty:
voicesofearth:
gagarinparty replied to your post: gagarinparty replied to your post: Jealous…
Always my main goal is to cause you discomfort; words are my best arms.
My arms are like guns
You think discomfort is bad
Beware my muscles
Can your gun-like arms
muscle unto me unease?
Try, I beseech thee.
I am not prepared
to unload my lyrical
messiness on...
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Wherein We Try to Outdo Awkwardness In Haiku
voicesofearth:
gagarinparty replied to your post: gagarinparty replied to your post: Jealous…
Always my main goal is to cause you discomfort; words are my best arms.
My arms are like guns
You think discomfort is bad
Beware my muscles
Can your gun-like arms
muscle unto me unease?
Try, I beseech thee.
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My To-Do List For the Next 48 Hours
Finish Lab for CompSci.
Finish Lab for Programming/Algorithms
Go to Taylor and write a little story about a painting I see there en español.
Start/Finish lead-off on the dialectic for WIL meeting (Must not disappoint!!!)
Do D/A for LD
Do a few articles for extemp tub
Pick up dry cleaning
Laundry
Get bike chain fixed
Post discussion thread on my bibliography for my stilyagi paper
Finish...
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“Perhaps it is time to step back from the fascination with content and reflect on...”
– Living in the End Times, Slavoj Zizek.
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A spectre is haunting tumblr...
…the spectre of angst caused by an acute self-awareness.